Anonymous asked: You owe me answers. You know who I am and what I can do so I suggest you answer quickly.
I just love it when you order me about.
However I don’t owe you anything. I make it a point not to be in debt to too many people.
But if you’re very angry just find me and I’m sure we can work something out. I’m flexible.
-RB
Anonymous asked: what is your connection with this Kitty Riley woman? And how in the hell did you manage to change so damn fast?-SM
Such language. Someone’s very angry.
You need to learn to be more flexible. It makes life more fun.
Kitty is sort of like a pet of mine. Not a live in pet. I’ve only ever wanted one of those but he seemed to not follow directions well.
Anonymous asked: Don't you think it's dangerous, being in the public's eye like this? I mean why fake a suicide if you're just going to go about in public anyway?
Wherever did you get your information? Surely not the papers or the news because no reporting was done on the subject of my committing suicide. The most likely reason being; I did not commit suicide. That also explains why I would go about in public.
That said, I would hardly consider this public. For one thing, so few of you ever come to this site. Also, my dear, you can’t quite tell who’s behind a computer now can you? There’s always a bit of disconnect between you and me to the point where I am safe and sound somewhere and you can never be quite sure about anything.
-RB
Anonymous asked: Is it true that your DVD is now available on Netflix for citizens of the U.S.?
All of this concern about DVD’s and not a single interesting question. You people are all so boring.
I wonder if management will even notice if I don’t answer questions politely. That would be interesting.
Having people treat you as though you are dead is no fun at all. Life is dull but death is Hell. For me at least.
-RB
elderjulietvictoireholmes asked: Where can I buy the DVD?
Unfortunately there are not any DVDs currently available. The company who used to produce my DVDs has distanced itself from me since the Moriarty accusations.
Once I have a company that will back me I will be sure to let everyone know where they can get my DVDs.
Until then I’m looking for any work to do so drop a line if you have a job for me. I must admit I am quite skilled.
-RB
Anonymous asked: LIER! YOU ARE MORIARTY!
I never lied. I am known to most as Moriarty.
You must admit however that Moriarty seemed to be over the top, theatrical if you will. I am the face of Moriarty but I can assure you Moriarty was just one of my faces. When you live your life as an actor you take jobs where you can get them.
-RB
Anonymous asked: Brilliant! It's a big universe out there. We'll find you something. All of time and space, remember? The TARDIS will make you your own room and everything! Where are we going first?
I want to go somewhere completely different from earth. I don’t want to see another human being.
And ground rules. No going in my room. Leave me alone when I want to be left alone but don’t abandon me. And you have to answer any questions I have to their full extent. I’m clever and will understand.
-RB
Anonymous asked: To be honest, you haven't had much of an experience. What was it that brought our paths together for a moment? Slitheen? It was a rather simple matter to resolve, and I was no longer needed in that time. But if you want a demonstration, why don't you come aboard the TARDIS? We'll visit New New New New New New New New New New New New New York, or Raxocoricofallapatorius.
Fine, I’ll come aboard your TARDIS. However, I doubt what interests you will have the same appeal for me.
-RB
Anonymous asked: Oh, come now. Less interesting? There's a whole universe out there, full of strange, otherworldly LIFE. From your point of view, it might indeed sound very dull, but sometimes it's the most marvelous wonder.
Prove it. Show me that it’s interesting, because right now, you’re just spinning stories. And it’s been my experience that you can’t back them up.
-RB
Anonymous asked: Oh, you know me. Eccentric and impulsive. Felt like I needed to be here, happened to find you, and here we are. Fancied trying out one of those "social visits" humans seem to like so much. Last time I made one of those, ended up saving the world. Again. Sort of.
I can assure you, you won’t end up saving the world if you hang around me.
I don’t think the world can be saved. It can only become more or less interesting.
-RB
